Cuz U Triflin

What do u mean, what am I doing here so early?
This is my house, right?
Man, what a night. Work was tough
And I don't want to get into a fight right now
So that's enough.
I see the lights are off and some candles lit.
Well, don't try to seduce me, cuz I can't handle it
I just wanna sit and chill.
Ooh, it looks like u had a spill
The couch is wet right here
But I don't see a glass.
Hey, whose bare ass is peeking from behind the stove?
Oh. Hell. No.
Don't tell me that's the skank from the show
The one you said you barely even know
But were chatting up real low
Come here, skank. You're some kind of triflin ho
Meeting up with my man at our place on the down low
Huh uh, you both got to go.
But before you do, let me explain to u
How your lives are gonna be.
See, with me, he had it good.
A devoted girlfriend who paid the bills and would
Always clean up after his mess
And when he was in distress, I was right by his side.
But this ho, who was trying to hide
I looked outside, and she don't have a ride
And sneaking around all hours, she can't have a 9-to-5
Cause she's triflin
Looks like you'll be the one driving
Does paying all the bills sound frightening?
See, she's like lightning
Comes fast and hot, but never in the same place twice
And once she's gone, you'll be feeling cold as ice.
Hope that's nice.
At least I finally know where you got... lice
Cause ur triflin
And you'll never keep this triflin ho around
She'll be cheating on u soon as u leave town
All this lying, and making you wait
You'll end up crying while u masturbate.
Hope that feels great.
And I'll spread ur name around so much, you'll never get
another date
Cause ur triflin.
So pack a bag and leave, I'm not gonna pout
I'm just gonna go play with B.O.B. a while,
so u can let urself out.